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Yesterday, my cellblock got a new warden.  (From a different cell block). Sigh. Why????????????  Bc the HPIC wanted to shake things up.  Listen, the only things I wanna shake is my ass on wknds and that HPIC like a deranged parent would shake their baby.  Our last warden was far from soft but she was a reason to come in.  She was easy to talk to and pleasant.  Made our sentences more bearable.  Now? Blehhh

So, I was sitting in my cube today, thinking abt yesteryear it seems.  Contemplating how much weight these IKEA lights would hold if I could just find strong enough shoe laces to hang myself.  I was already shanked in the back by another warden and I'm unsure if I can survive another one.  Guess we will find out...  I won't drop the soap and will keep my nail file hidden.  Just look out for a chalk outline of me in Cellblock P23.132...

A Cubicle Queen