Ever go to the gym and look around, zone in on the machine/equipment you wanna use and have to slam on the breaks bc u see that person u fear most. Not the chatty person or super skinny stripper type but them- the stinky person. Never fails for me! I go to the gym and see only 1 eliptical open. Walk over to it and, BAM!!! The smell hits u n u now realize why no one else is using it! Wtf!!! Is it me??? How the fuck can u not smell urself!!???? Spices n armpits... OMG,WTF... Why do u do it to us?! I'm an innocent!! I use Dove deoderant & eat garlic but my shit don't smell like THAT... Again, OMG...
Come on! You know I'm stating a fact. And THEN I SEE THEM IN THE POOL OR SAUNA!!!!????? OMG OMG OMG!! I almost straight died one time I walked into the sauna and there were 2 people in there, yapping away.... Straight up tripped on the floor I did. Can u imagine the smell in A SAUNA???? AND IT DIDN'T PHASE THEM!! THEY COULDN'T SMELL IT....
I can't...lol... I know it sounds bad but I'm not saying anything anyone hasn't said in their own heads at one point or another. Neways, back to work.
Xoxo
A Cubicle Queen
Come on! You know I'm stating a fact. And THEN I SEE THEM IN THE POOL OR SAUNA!!!!????? OMG OMG OMG!! I almost straight died one time I walked into the sauna and there were 2 people in there, yapping away.... Straight up tripped on the floor I did. Can u imagine the smell in A SAUNA???? AND IT DIDN'T PHASE THEM!! THEY COULDN'T SMELL IT....
I can't...lol... I know it sounds bad but I'm not saying anything anyone hasn't said in their own heads at one point or another. Neways, back to work.
Xoxo
A Cubicle Queen
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