Tuesday, January 17, 2012

...d**b...

Ok, ever wake up and think that u should just stay in bed, that it won't b ur day today? Well, today is that day for me. Aside from the basics (FML- Fuck My Life,FYL- Fuck Your Life,FMJ- Fuck My Job & the fav FU- do I need to spell this one out?? Sheesh...lol)- I'm at that point u know???? Of course u know how I feel!!!

With that said, in walks the office screamer, the instigator.  I don't care abt u and the sooner u step into traffic, the better for me and the rest of society.  All you do is stir the pot, see what floats to the top. I know what ur doing and others know too...  Now, temptation may want you to stab them with a paper clip or choke them out with rubber bands but sit still my little jailmates. They wanna yell? Go for it! I'm going to just act like I'm listening to music, earbuds in!!!! No stirring w/ me! Do I walk around w/ my earbuds on and w/ no music??  HELL YEAH I DO!!!  I hear everything u are saying n I will keep my spaced out look and sing some Outkast.  The moment I let u think u have me- piiiiiiiing! You will attempt to pounce like a bed bug.  Not this little Latina!!!

Yeah, I sometimes fall prey but I'm only human.  The important part is to let them think they have u, with all their cockatoo squawking. Then laugh with ur spaced out look and sing that Outkast..... ~heyyyyyyyyyy yaaaaaa! Heeeeeyyyyyyyyyyeeeee yaaaaa! ~   

.. d- -b ..
A Cubicle Queen

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