Cheese!!!

I've come to the conclusion that this whole office rat theory is actually an epidemic, of massive proportions!!!! As I am not one to perpetuate this behavior, you guessed it, I am an outsider- not to be trusted. Thanks but no thanks! Everyone that knows me knows that I tell it like it is.
Gotta boogie hanging from your nose? Ima tell ya (who wants that shit landing on them???!!! Not I). Rocking a camel toe? Hell yeah, Ima tell you! Especially if you n I are frenimies.... ;)
Maybe its a lack of tack, maybe it's my mother's idontgiveafuck attitude but it is what it is sometimes. Think your kid is the cutest thing on bowed-legs?? Well, sorry if I'm not an ohmygoodnesshowadorable-type. I'm more of an "aww, look at his little leg braces!" Bahahaha
I know, I'm bad but you're not reading this blog bc I'm politically correct are you?
Until tomorrow,
A Cubicle Queen