Day 2

Someone asked me yesterday if I had started a new job, and was this why u started ur blog saying 25+ yr sentence?? No, dipshit. I am still a govt servant, doing the "you should be blessed to even be working" dance. Yeah, right.... Has anyone taken a close look at some of these ppl arnd here?? That was a serious question, not rhetorical. Like, have you SERIOUSLY LOOKED AT SOME OF THEM?!?! I'm just sayin'.... Every jail has their "things" they are known for. Arian nation, Bloods, Crips, Vatos Locos Forever and all that crap... The gang here is called the Pachyderms. What does it take to be a member of this elusive group you ask? Well, lemme answer that question for u! But, we have to start with defining a pachyderm; per our buddy Webster a pachyderm is a large, land dwelling animal such as elephants, rhinos, hippos and the ever elusive wart hog. 

So, to be a member of the Pach's, you have to be lazy and have some facial hair... ;) To avoid being recruited by this gang, you have to keep up with the cell exercises! Yesterday, we did jumping jacks..... Today, we are going to use a stapler. Not only can u use ur little buddy to litter the floor with silver shiny things, use as a weapon/self defense, but u can use that little sucker to trap more than paper! At lunch break, instead of fighting off the heard to defend you food, u can use it as a weight to do arm exercises. Using the stapler, do 3 reps of 10 for each arm. You can just go up and down by your sides or, lowering the stapler behind head up and down. If you have a can of soup u were thinking about heating up, u can use that instead of that liguid heart attack. If u commit to doing this everyday, you should start noticing a difference in your arms.
Worse case scenerio, you will be a little sore after the first day. Or, you could go back to using it as a weapon.......
Just sayin'.

;)
A Cubicle Queen